OK, at work on Wednesday, some people got bored and kept sending out an
email to our entire company.  I modified some names and merged 2
emails togeather that took a split somewhere…

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From: Customer Service Manager
Sent: Wednesday, August 31, 2005 3:12 PM
Subject: toilet paper

Anyone know where some can be found?
Who is responsible for keeping us stocked?

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Sent: Wednesday, August 31, 2005 4:11 PM
Subject: RE: toilet paper

Create a ticket, assign to me. I will then create a project in Microsoft
PM. Once that is done, you will need to notify Steve who will then
assign an engineer. The engineer will then state "it's not my job". That
task will then be assigned back to you. You will then assign to
operations (brian) who will then assign one of his resources (mark
from the warehouse). Mark will request a PO from billing who will then
tell him that his manager can only request PO's. At that time, brian 
will request a PO from billing. Billing will sit on it for 3 days and
then send the PO back to brian. Brian will forward it to mark who will
then go out and purchase it from sams club. I know I'm missing a few
steps but I'm sure we'll make it work.

Works like a well oiled machine every time. 

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From: Lead Technician
Sent: Wednesday, August 31, 2005 4:54 PM
Subject: RE: toilet paper

You still need to add that dispatch to the calendar so I can approve it!

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From: Installer
Sent: Wednesday, August 31, 2005 4:55 PM
Subject: RE: toilet paper

Its on dispatch manager tomorrow at 10am

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From: Lead Technician
Sent: Wednesday, August 31, 2005 4:56 PM
Subject: RE: toilet paper

I didn't authorize that!!!

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From: Installer Manager
Sent: Wednesday, August 31, 2005 4:58 PM
Subject: RE: toilet paper

Hey we needs to be upgraded,....need double rolls two ply  

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From: Lead Technician
Sent: Wednesday, August 31, 2005 5:00 PM
Subject: RE: toilet paper

I think the introduction of a new product should have been proposed by
engineering.

Cool vid/audio from a chorus.
brings back memories

update:
/me forgot link

http://www.nearlygood.com/video/nintendoacapella.html

And in the words of Todd E:

The problem with people is that they’re stupid.  Solve this
problem, and we’re gonna be alot better off.  Now I’m not saying
we should make stupidity a capital offense or anything; far from
it.  I just think we should do away with all those safety warnings
on everything and let the problem take care of itself.

my uncle sent me this link, its hilarious. but you need sound for its full effect of….craziness!

http://www.tuttoage.com/Idiot.wmv

yeah

Elaine Cassel: The Secrets of Surveillance

This is what everything comes down to.

I think all ISPs should sue to govt so there is not just one “Doe,” but many.

How is wiretapping a internet connection any different then wiretapping a phone line?  I say the govt needs to get permission before they start tapping a net connection.

[ watch as my connection gets watched for the next few months ]

Find out when you are most awake!

http://www.knackerfactor.co.uk/

My Results:

You will start to feel noticeably tired at 16:00 and you will feel most tired at 16:00

That doesnt really tell me when im most awake……but evidently, around 4pm, i start getting tired…which kinda doesnt make sense since im awake more at night.  oh well, cant argue with science

NewProductWorks – Poll: Hits or Misses?

interesting stuf…… odd none the less

Hey, i just wanted to let everyone know, ive been playing this pretty cool game.  its of course called Final Fantasy XI.  its a sweet MMOPRG.  never thought id ever play one, but yea its pretty cool..

the background music is from when you log on, the background image is a screenshot of me sitting (with my old armor), and my linkshell, which is like a mini chatroom for friends and such in the game is called TheGoonies.

the server i am currently on is Leviathan, and my name is “localhost”. here is a link to the goonies forum, which i am a part of (i just dont post much there)

Final Fantasy XI Goonies

if you ever get a chance, try playing the game.  it sucks to have to pay for online play, but its a sweet game.  ive played it more then any other game ^_^

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