September 1, 2005

• OK, at work on Wednesday, some people got bored and kept sending out an
  email to our entire company.  I modified some names and merged 2
  emails togeather that took a split somewhere...

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  From: Customer Service Manager
  Sent: Wednesday, August 31, 2005 3:12 PM
  Subject: toilet paper
  
  Anyone know where some can be found?
  Who is responsible for keeping us stocked?
  
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  Sent: Wednesday, August 31, 2005 4:11 PM
  Subject: RE: toilet paper
  
  Create a ticket, assign to me. I will then create a project in Microsoft
  PM. Once that is done, you will need to notify Steve who will then
  assign an engineer. The engineer will then state "it's not my job". That
  task will then be assigned back to you. You will then assign to
  operations (brian) who will then assign one of his resources (mark
  from the warehouse). Mark will request a PO from billing who will then
  tell him that his manager can only request PO's. At that time, brian 
  will request a PO from billing. Billing will sit on it for 3 days and
  then send the PO back to brian. Brian will forward it to mark who will
  then go out and purchase it from sams club. I know I'm missing a few
  steps but I'm sure we'll make it work.
  
  Works like a well oiled machine every time. 
  
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  From: Lead Technician
  Sent: Wednesday, August 31, 2005 4:54 PM
  Subject: RE: toilet paper
  
  You still need to add that dispatch to the calendar so I can approve it!
  
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  From: Installer
  Sent: Wednesday, August 31, 2005 4:55 PM
  Subject: RE: toilet paper
  
  Its on dispatch manager tomorrow at 10am
  
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  From: Lead Technician
  Sent: Wednesday, August 31, 2005 4:56 PM
  Subject: RE: toilet paper
  
  I didn't authorize that!!!
  
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  From: Installer Manager
  Sent: Wednesday, August 31, 2005 4:58 PM
  Subject: RE: toilet paper
  
  Hey we needs to be upgraded,....need double rolls two ply  
  
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  From: Lead Technician
  Sent: Wednesday, August 31, 2005 5:00 PM
  Subject: RE: toilet paper
  
  I think the introduction of a new product should have been proposed by
  engineering.
  

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