http://www.datadocktorn.nu/us_kortbyte1.php

http://www.datadocktorn.nu/us_frag1.php

http://www.datadocktorn.nu/us_desktop1.php

You have to read them for yourself...

After my friend showed me these, I was speachless....

here is the main site, read the section with the british flag http://www.datadocktorn.nu

ha yea.  im totally bored.

i got this call from a place in downtown chicago.  but they havent called me back yet.  grr maybe im not what they want.

oh well.  i guess i should keep looking (or start again, same thing)

women confuse me

this chick i like at my work is totally confusing me.

at first i think she likes me, but then she like ignores me.  she gives me mixed signals.

she tells me she wants to break up with her bf and move out, but she doesnt, and stays with him, dispite all the bad things he does to her.  call her names, lies to her, everything.

then i call her on her cell, and she is at some friends house.  sounds like she is high.  what a way to get rid of the bf, dont break up with him, just unplug.  right?  thatll make him stop.   not

so anyways, weather she knows it or not, she has me whipped.  i would do anything for her.

its crossed my mind a few times, but maybe she planned this, and wanted me whipped to get me to do whatever, and now im some pawn in her game.  blah

yea, i still like her.  dont know why

The not so anticipated follow up to the chat before.  this one is much more boring, since he complains more, and about petty things too.

eh, what can i do?    post it!

http://www.idelaney.net/misc/funny_chat2.htm

oh yes, and after getting bored, i was looking through my web logs, and found googlebot!

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=funny_chat

if you get bored and have quicktime, and feel to have a good laugh while watching nonsene videos, follow these links:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe.html

http://www.heavengallery.com/fenslerfilms/joe_kidsfry.mov

http://www.heavengallery.com/fenslerfilms/joe_pimp.mov

if your in for some reading and due for a good laugh, read this.

its just that funny (if you understand whats being said)

http://www.idelaney.net/misc/funny_chat.htm

     *] edited [*

My Editors comments are now in the chat file, so you know what and were im talking about

when they finally get this up and going, i think this would be a hilarious site

http://www.ninjas.org/blairswitch/

evidently, it was filmed on location at a actualy facility with *real* internet activty....id prolly trip over the DTE cable and be like  "whoops!" as half of the internet goes down and has to reroute.    *my bad*

this link is for jon, cuz he is lazy (and posted the links i have him the other day)

http://www.madblast.com/funflash/swf/splishsplashbaby.swf

oh yea.....  my new aol icon...

"I need a girl whose name doesn't end in .JPG"

if you dont get it....just ask me on AIM(rootAT127001)

-dan

i havent updated in ages....hopefully my website will be next {someday}

i just want to say.....bawls kicks ass.

oh, today i went into work under the influance.....

..... of mouthwash!

my dentist perscribed this high strength mouthwash and i guess it has 11.6% alcohol and this entered my blood stream when i used it.   so i went to work all woozy and dizzy and feeling ill.  that stuff also took away all taste to me.  actually in the middle of the day, i had a milky way and it tasted like a mint chocolate milkyway [mars, inc will prolly search this and in 6 months a new milky way will be avalible.....(I WANT IN ON THAT!!)]